Shittiest Christmas Present Ever!
Every year this "family friend" we have gives the shittiest presents ever. It's not that I'm ungrateful, it's just that these presents are universally shitty, as in, no one would want this! Not even 'lil Timmy in the orphanage who will probably spit in your face if we gave him this.
I mean, last year we got expired chocolate that expired about 2.5 years ago. Why even bother giving something like that? Just throw it out, who do you think we are? How did they top that gift from last year? They give us chocolate that expired 3.5 years ago. Is this coming from the same pile? If it is they might as well give it to us all at once, or, better yet throw it all out at once! It's three and a half years old! What the hell is it still doing in your house? Are you using it to level a table or something?
So now I have a box of expired chocolate, and I don't really know what to do with it. Part of me wants to drive by and throw it at their house, but that's a little too extreme. The other idea I had was to wrap it up and re-gift it for next year. I'm still trying to wonder what my family has done to deserve this, because we never ask them for anything or really talk to them that much really. The mom always tries to one-up my family in everything which gets awfully annoying. Everything she has costs more, is worth more, and her son is better than me in every way imaginable. I can deal with that, even though I know it's not true (I'll rock his world in essay writing...I think), just, it fries me to see my mom still being nice to this woman. My mom was talking about taking her to the Nike Employee store on her friend's pass, which I vehemently objected to. I'd rather take one of my own friends to that store, someone who is actually a good friend and will appreciate that shit, and not someone who will turn around and give me expired stuff.
Ah well, what can I do?