Things That I Hate
I was talking to Krishna tonight and he mentioned something about an LOLcat. I told him how much I hated that Internet meme, when he told me that I should just "make a list of all the things I hate", presumably because he can't keep track of them anymore. So here's the list in all its glory! It's probably incomplete and some of them come with explanations while others are rather self explanatory (or I didn't bother explaining):
The Long List:
-escalators: when people don't walk left and stand right.
-lights underneath cars: why do people supe it up like that?
-artsy fartsy people: they're so elitist
-indie music whores: you know, the people who only listen to bands that aren't signed to major labels.
-nepotism: it's rampant in my company and needs to stop. People need to get fired.
-edge 102: I guess I grew out of it. The morning show isn't that funny and the music sucks.
I'm surprised I could only get to 5. I wonder what else I can think of?
-Chinese people who make other Chinese people look bad.
-humidity. No one likes it actually, I'm not sure why this is on here.
-essays: I used to like them until I got my marks back.
-new Simpsons episodes: they suck now.
-gossipers: who likes them anyway?
I think that's it for now? I'm sure I can find one more in that list. It's like, staring right at me, but my mind is tired and I can't think right now. Acrostic poems? I guess I hate those too. I don't like poetry in general.
I Really Hate Cyclists
I've had two major spills on a bike before, and they happened when I was a kid. I was at the park and I lost control over some gravel and fell off my bike, getting some major road rash over my body. The same thing happened a couple years later. Falling off your bike totally sucks (obviously) and after those two incidents, I made sure that I didn't ride like a complete idiot, because if falling on the ground hurts like hell, imagine what getting hit by a car must feel like.
Yet, when I'm downtown, or driving around in my neighbourhood, I see so many cyclists who don't share the same concerns as me when it comes to bike safety. They run stop signs all the time, they ride in the dark with no reflectors (this is more common in the suburbs than downtown), and the number of times they constantly ride their bike across the street. It pisses me off when they do this because aside from placing themselves in danger (not really my concern), they run the risk of injuring me or fucking up my car (very much my concern).
Over the last month my family has had several run-ins with cyclists. It's a miracle that these run-ins haven't resulted in more injuries, but, we just happen to be a very lucky family. During the summer, after dropping my friend off, I was set to make a left turn out of a residential street. As I was about to turn, not one, but three bikes darted in front of my car which really threw me off because it was pitch black outside and they didn't have any lights on. They had reflectors, but what good are they when there's no lights shining on them. I'm not sure what allowed me to stop in time, but these people are lucky they didn't end up underneath my car.
Worse still was just the other week when I was making my way home from work. It wasn't that late because I was working a morning shift, but as I was walking home an old man on a bicycle whizzed by me from behind and startled me. He almost clipped me, which really pissed me off because he could have rode on the grass to avoid me, or get off the bike to walk around me, or better yet, not ride on the sidewalk! I'm positive that it's illegal.
Then there's the cyclists who ride their bike across the street. If the streets are absolutely empty, then yeah, I guess you could ride like an idiot and get away with it, but if you're approaching a busy intersection, then why wouldn't you just take a bit of time to get off your bike and walk it across the road? My mom almost got into an accident because she was preparing for a right turn and a cyclist just rode into her blind spot and right in front of my mom's car. Luckily, my mom stopped in time. My dad wasn't so lucky. He was making a right turn, when a lady rode her bike right in front of his car and got hit. Not only did she fuck up her bike, she fucked up our car too, then blamed us for the accident.
My dad is about as cautious as it gets when it comes to driving. He'll signal for stuff when there's no one else in the road because that's the kinda habits that he has. Today he made a full-stop at the red light, with his signals on, made sure there weren't any pedestrians and cars, then proceeded to make a turn when a lady rode out in front and dented her front wheel on my dad's car. She accused my dad of not stopping completely and not signaling, to which, several nearby witnesses chewed her out for being retarded because my dad clearly did both. She then asked for money for a new bike, which, my dad refused to give because he wasn't at fault. In fact, she should give my dad money for fucking up the car. She then threatened to call the cops. My dad called her bluff on it, and she pussied out because those same witnesses were telling her that she was wrong the whole time and would not only have to pay for her own bike but for our dad's damages instead. I secretly wish he ran her over.
So to all cyclists of the world: http://bicyclesafe.com/. I don't get it, really, I don't. It's great that there are sites out there for stuff like this, but I was always under the impression that it's human nature to preserve your own life.