The G20 Summit

The G20 summit is coming and there’s going to be protests everywhere. I’ve always wanted to protest something but have never felt strongly enough about anything to do it. It’s one thing to have an opinion, but to have one strong enough to put on a sign? I’m not that crazy.

What I was thinking though, was that I could be a bandwagon protester. Just some guy that shows up and joins the cause so he can take part in something, even if he doesn’t believe in it. I could go around and ask people what it’s about then repeat what they say, but, louder, and more passionately. Then I’d start arguing with other people about what’s going on and pretend to be an obnoxious know-it-all (yeah, pretend…), even though I just arrived and don’t really know what’s going on. I’d have a pre-made sign that I could bring with me, and since I’m lazy and not very artistic, it’d be the most generic sign ever that I could bring everywhere and use for everything. Maybe it’ll say something like:

“I don’t agree with what’s going on here!”

Ultimately, what I want is to be able to get on Television and give the worst interview ever. This is inspired by the fake yoyo champion video that is absolutely genius. G20 Summit is coming up. Let’s do this! I need a team of people!