Word of the Week: Defenestration

de·fen·es·tra·tion [dee-fen-uh-strey-shuhn] noun
The act of throwing a thing or especially a person out of a window.

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Posted: December 8th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Rant | Tags: , | 2 Comments »

The point of Demotivational Posters is to parody those motivational posters that you might see in your office. It works if you actually parody it, like this guy:

Something that works.

But those are quite rare these days. Online, you’ll more likely find these ones:

Stop trying.

McPimpin’? This is more like a caption, than a demotivational poster. Yes, the car is ridiculous, but what is the point of making it into a poster? Once again, it’s not funny. The picture itself would have done well enough on its own.

And if you want to see just how bad this trend has become, just check out this comic from My Apokalips:

Subtle and funny.

Pretty funny right? Now, check out what this assclown did to it:

Thanks asshole for pointing out the obvious.

1) It’s not demotivational.
2) It’s not funny.
3) It ruins the joke.

I hate them. And it’s absolutely terrible when people combine two unfunny things, like LOLCats and these posters:

*bangs head with hammer*

Is there a way we can stop this? Chuck Norris jokes (and all further incarnations, technically, they started out as Vin Diesel jokes) need to go as well, especially the new Sue Sylvester jokes going around. The words “win”, “fail”, and “epic” must be also used in moderation, because I’m tired of everything I see online being described with three fucking words, when only one of them is actually an adjective.

But alas, I don’t know what I’m doing here. I can’t stop the Internet. It’s just weird to me how a place can be both a beacon, and a desolate wasteland, for creativity.