Category Archives: Rant

Today Was a Crappy Day

Note: My shitty day in 1100+ words.
It began quite like any other Friday with my morning spent volunteering at Banting and Best. On Fridays I have the grade 7s and 8s and they’re normally a really pleasant group, and today was no real exception. The teacher I’m partnered up with is Mrs. Lee and [...]

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Shittiest Christmas Present Ever!

Every year this “family friend” we have gives the shittiest presents ever. It’s not that I’m ungrateful, it’s just that these presents are universally shitty, as in, no one would want this! Not even ‘lil Timmy in the orphanage who will probably spit in your face if we gave him this.
I mean, last year we [...]

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What is Christmas?

I just read this article from The Star called “Atheists grapple with Christmas“, which is about a new book coming out, a collection of articles written by atheists about how they deal with Christmas. What?! Deal with Christmas? I never really felt that strongly about Christmas as an atheist to boycott the event, or to [...]

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Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Stop Flogging the Dead Horse

The point of Demotivational Posters is to parody those motivational posters that you might see in your office. It works if you actually parody it, like this guy:

But those are quite rare these days. Online, you’ll more likely find these ones:

McPimpin’? This is more like a caption, than a demotivational poster. Yes, the car is [...]

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Can’t Say You Hate It Unless You’ve Tried…

For the last few years I’ve shot down pretty much all invitations people have given me to go to a club. I’ve said, flat out, that I will never go for two main reasons:
1) I hate loud music.
2) I hate people getting into my space.
Of course, the next question that follows their invite is usually:
“Have [...]

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