Montreal and Ottawa Trip
Posted: June 10th, 2011 | Author: Red | Filed under: Life | 3 Comments »I went on a Tai Pan sight-seeing tour that took me to Ottawa, Montreal, and Quebec City. It was incredibly fast-paced and I wouldn’t recommend it to people who prefer to soak in their experiences. Most of the stuff you see, you see in passing. The times you get off the bus to get a closer look, they give you about 30 minutes (on average) to do what you want to do. There isn’t enough time to do anything in that span. A lot of people use that time to take photos, but I wonder what they’re going to say when they look back at those pictures later on? “I was here for 5 minutes. That’s it.”
Our days ended early, but since they began early as well, we couldn’t really go out on our own after. We could have, but it wouldn’t have been recommended since we had to get up at 6am again. The most free time we got on our trip was when we were in Quebec City. We had about 2 hours of free time to do what we wanted, and after 30 minutes or so of walking around and taking photos, my cousin and I went right to the bar to get our drink on. They are still very much in love with the Nordiques in Quebec.
We bought the lunch package with the tour which consisted of 3 different Chinese buffets. I hate buffets. I hate them because the food is not good, quantity is never better than quality, and Asian people just don’t give a fuck when it comes to lining up. Old ladies tried to push me out of the way for the har gow and siu mai. One of them kept prodding me and trying to push her way in front of me. I just made sure she didn’t get in front, then put all the siu mai on my plate (6 or 7 of them) JUST TO BE A DICK. I don’t even like siu mai, but spite makes everything taste delicious. This also was revenge for every time those Asian people cut in front of me when I was lining up for the bus. I hate you bitches, hope I ruined your day by eating all your fucking siu mai. (I should note for all my random readers I get, that I’m Chinese.)
AGREED on the bus thing. They freaking walk right up to the front of the giant-ass line! Sometimes they have this guilty-looking face but still do it anyways… WTF!!!
I like how your post started off talking about a vacation then ended up as an angry rant.
If you were in my room at the time, you’d hear my typing get progressively louder too.
Revenge through siu mai, awesome. I hate that stuff, and as much as I also detest old ladies milking the pitiful elderly card, I don’t know if I would’ve loaded my plate with something I disliked. Props man, as they say, props