Neutron Star Collision

Note: To be fair I don’t like Twilight because I don’t understand it. I’m a guy, not a girl (and I say girl because it seems that certain women don’t understand it either), and, I’ve actually watched the first two movies so I can say for certain that they’re crap. No, I’m not putting this note in here because I’m scared of drawing the ire of Twilight fans. I’m sure I can handle a bunch of angry twelve year olds. I should write a post hating on Justin Bieber too.

I like the new Muse song, but it’s for the new Twilight movie, which kinda sucks. Well, it will suck, it hasn’t come out yet, so it hasn’t had an opportunity to fail, but believe you me, Twilight transitions from “potentially crap” to “actually crap” fairly seamlessly. You know that dual-screen sequence in (500) Days of Summer depicting “expectations” vs “reality”? Yeah, if I did something similar, I’d put the Eclipse trailer on the left, “expectations”, and a piece of turd on the right titled “reality.”

I need to start up a film production that takes back songs from the bands we love used in the movies we hate. This way we can enjoy the song and pretend it’s from another film. It’ll be like brainwashing ourselves!