Disclaimer: I’m sighing and rolling my eyes as I write this little note because people should know by now that I’m not serious enough to spaz when someone makes fun of my name. I can take jokes. In fact, I kinda have to considering how I make fun of people on a regular basis. It would be no fun if I couldn’t take a joke myself. With that being said I believe I’ve gained some new readers as of late and would like to note that the following post shouldn’t really be taken too seriously. Unless your name is Freddy Kong.
Know that I hate you for this.
I don’t know how you managed to couple one of the most annoying songs in the last 10 years with my biggest pet peeve, but kudos Freddy. Kudos. Here’s a breakdown of what I think happened:
Freddy takes the offensive...
Freddy doesn’t normally message me, in fact, I don’t think he has in years. Yet today he messages me the instant I come online.
I hope you have turtlenecks...bitch
And of course while I’m reading some offline messages I get Freddy’s. I thought it was one of those spam messages I’ve been getting recently. A slew of my friends have either had their MSNs infected with a virus or have taken a sudden interest in penis enlargement pills and want me to “up my pimp game with a bigger cock.” Unfortunately it was an actual message from Freddy.
As Louis C.K. likes to point out, “kids are geniuses” when it comes to making fun of names:
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Sitting in a lecture and reading ur posts are a dangerous combination
Not as dangerous as sitting at work and reading his post