Social Detritus

I’m sick of working with this asshole:

Only thing missing from this photo is Chris Hansen and his camera crew.

In short, he’s useless. He comes in, doesn’t do anything but make lewd comments about girls in my district (usually 10 – 15 years his junior):

“Hey Redford, can you log onto your facebook?”
“No. Get your own account.”
“Well, I just want to look at this set of pictures.”
“Do it on your own account.”
“I don’t have an account.”
“You just need an email, it’s free too.”
“Yeah, but then I’d have to add them as a friend to look at their photos.”
“Yeah, that’s kind of the point. They want to make it hard for perverts.”

Charming isn’t he? He’s single, really, I know! He’s a keeper.

Then when he’s actually in the room, he’s checking baseball scores:

Fuck the Yankees.

I wish I had bigger hands, like, the kind that Shaq has. Big frying pans for hands, because I’d be able to utilize the whole area of my hand span, to bitch-slap his big fuckin’ head. God I hate him.