Clearing the Backlog

And no, that’s not an allusion to flushing twice *rimshot*

I’ve been slacking when it comes to the posts and right now so I’m just gonna fire off another one of my “random points” lists, since I’m pressed for time:

- Proximity Entrance 15 is called PEN15 on my work computer.
- You think that’s bad? One time I went somewhere that sold Assorted Candy. They put it on the sign as Ass. Candy.
- Softball has been destroying my knees. We did a diving drill and now the whole side of my right leg is bruised and cut up.
- I’ve had two dreams about The Wire since my computer went down. One involved me actually on the show. The other involved me having McNulty as my professor. It was bizarre when I woke up.
- I think it’s official: I’m going through The Wire withdrawal. I may actually start liking LOST again.
- My coworker at work decided to squirt hand sanitizer over the keyboard to swine-flu proof it.
- I wear my Decepticon watch more than my Autobot watch. Probably because after watching so much of G1 Transformers, I’ve realized that the Autobots are utterly unlikeable and a bunch of pussies.
- The 2nd G.I. Joe Trailer looks really, really bad. Of course I’m going to watch it.
- Some people think that Ken Griffey Jr. is on steroids. That I think is horse shit. His swing is a thing of beauty. Unfortunately, it’s put to music sung by a bunch of dickfaces.
- Wal Mart won’t stock NIN cds because the music has questionable content. But they will stock stuff like Scarface and The Sopranos no problem.
- Trent Reznor is also a genius.
- Twitter is surprisingly addictive. Except when Jerry Remy (the president of Red Sox Nation) followed me and proceeded to spam Twitter at a rate of 4 – 5 tweets per AT BAT. Fuck him.
- The words epic and douchebag need to be replaced pronto. They are being relentless abused. I suggest biblical, instead of epic, and perhaps smelly ballsack instead of douchebag. The addition of an adjective really drives the point home.
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